Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in fayriefox's InsaneJournal:

Friday, July 30th, 2010
10:32 pm	Sephiroth and the Phone Calls Ch 1 So I figured I ought to post these somewhere else. (ie. I was bored) I have permission from Thorne_Scratch and twigcollins who is only on LJ i guess. Here's the link to the quotes for Sephiroth, Tseng, and Rufus. So far I'm really only working on Seph but I'm throwing Tseng in the 6th chapter. Or the 7th. Some of the quotes might have come from the comments sections, I don't exactly have permission for those... In Which Sephiroth Is Properly Inducted Into What It Means To Be In Charge Of Zack   Sephiroth strode into his office on the 96th floor of the Shinra tower, relieved to be out of the clutches of President Shinra and the other department heads. Sitting in his desk he found a note from his friend Zack’s former superior officer and trainer, Angeal. Opening it he found a short, neatly-written message in Angeal and, surprisingly, Genesis’ handwriting. Zack made First recently, you’re now his superior officer and responsible for him. I hope you kept all that bootlegged stuff from Cosmo Canyon and Gongaga Zack gave you for the holidays. Please don’t shoot your answering machine. -Angeal You’re going to need it all. I suggest you stock up on more. Goddess be with you. - Genesis Sephiroth blinked at the note for a moment before crumpling it up and throwing it in the trash just as the phone rang and his secretary entered the room with some papers for him to sign. 　 Two weeks later: Kira walked into Sephiroth’s office with a sheaf of papers regarding a joint SOLDIER/Shinra general trooper training mission on complaints of a monster infestation. So far it’d been a pretty normal day, except for when that idiot Palmer, who took lard (of all things!) in his tea, came through the halls, two hours late for work, raging that his car was missing. The instant she stopped in front of her boss’ desk she knew the relative normalcy of the day was up. “No, I don’t think Palmer’s car can run underwater… Yes, even if you try real hard.” Sephiroth spoke into the phone wearily with a harried look on his face. On the other end Kira could vaguely hear the voice of one Zack Fair. As usual his voice was full of an insane joy for life and mischief and today it held no small bit of trouble and chaos. “No, even if the car does run, I doubt the phone is going to work once you’re underwater. Zack, just bring the car back, leave it at Palmer’s mistress's house for all I care, just bring it back NOT full of water….I don’t know, let me ask Kira.” Looking at her he asked, “Does Palmer have a mistress?” “Not unless it’s as of today. Tell him to leave it outside the Honey Bee. They check their lot around noon everyday to make sure any of their customers who left their vehicles got them back. If it’s still there they call them at the number they have. If they don’t know whose it is they do a license check.” She told him. “Did you hear that? Good. You have one hour….No, one hour and that’s it….ONE. Good-bye.” With that he hung up, and sat staring at the phone for a moment before reaching out to take the papers Kira held. “Angeal and Genesis weren’t kidding. This is the third time this week he’s done something like this, and last week he apparently kidnapped a general trooper. I’m not sure what Angeal meant about shooting the answering machine, though…” “The Turks got a new guy a few weeks back. Batshit insane. Keeps leaving Tseng with all sorts of crazy shit on his answering machine, when he loses his temper he shoots it. Been driving Elena and Rude up walls, too. He called Tseng when he was drunk the other day, left him with a few lines of ‘Copacabana.’ He’s not all that bad of a singer, actually. “How do you always know everything that goes on with the Turks? And where were you that you heard him singing? Not to mention about the Honey Bee.” Sephiroth asked her but before she could answer and he could figure out the suddenly worrisome look on her face Hojo busted in, entirely red-faced. “One of my test subjects is missing and I know that that First acquaintance of yours has it! I want it back now! Or else!” Hojo bawled. All Sephiroth could do was look at the man at tell him that Zack had been running errands all day and hadn’t been anywhere near Hojo’s labs for the last week. Kira slipped out after that and nearly ran to the women’s bathroom where she fell to the floor laughing and gasping for breath.     - Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: Our Truth -- Lacuna Coil (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
6:33 am	CODES ch 2 YAOI <(^v^)> This series is written with the assumption that, if they try hard enough, the Angels can separate from their Tamers for a period of time. We’ll blame it on the Silver Imperium Crystal (do not own, Naoko Takeuchi does). Or maybe just Clow, he had to have something so Yuki and Yue could both moles-hang out with Touya at the same time, somewhere (do not own, Clamp-sama-tachi does, but I can dream). Not to mention he’s just that awesome. Yummy Awesome Object Intercourse “Ahh! Satoshi-sama please!” “Quit whining Krad! You’re the one that asked for this. You practically begged me for it!” “I didn’t expect you to be so rough!” “I thought you liked it rough. You usually do, as does Dark.” “I’m not that masochistic! Why are you doing things like this with Dark? Ohh! You could at least wet it down aaaa little!” “Why?” “Because then it wouldn’t hurt as much. It’ll slide through easier. And I asked you a question.” “Alright. I don’t see why you can’t go to Niwa for this. I’m sure he’d be more than happy to help you with your…little…problem. He‘s also the most likely cause of it.” “I’m-ooh!” “Heh.” “-Sure he would be and he is the cause, but I don’t think I’m ready to be that intimate with him yet.” “I see. How’s that feel?” “Better.” “I’m almost completely past the knot. Ahh, there. How does that feel?” “Wonderful. I always love it when you do this for me Satoshi-sama.” “Anytime, Krad.” “Mmn, look out I might hold you to that. And I seem to recall asking you a questi-oh!-on.” “Hmm? Oh that one. Unlike you if I start something and this here -pull- (“Oh!”) is the result. I’m not going to leave it at that.” “Well, it could be worse.” “Oh, do tell.” “It could be as bad as what I did to Daisuke-koi’s neck.” “Krad! Honestly! You’ll do things with him to leave you in this state, but you won’t go so far as to have him help you fix it?” “No, I told you that I’m not ready to be that intimate with him just yet!” “Sigh.” -tug- “Ouch! No pulling!” “You’ll fuck each other senseless, but you won’t let him help you brush and wash your hair or wings? The hell…” END Fun Facts from the WksDictionary on my computer that has something to do with the story and nothing to do with me being random…nothing at all…: Object-- n [óbjəkt, ób jèkt][] 6. philosophy something perceived and named as separate: something that is perceived as an entity and referred to by a name [exp.] mental objects [supposedly Krad] Intercourse-- in•ter•course [íntər kàwrs] n 1. mutual dealings: communication or exchanges between people or groups, especially conversation or social activity 2. See sexual intercourse Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Current Mood: giddy Current Music: Medic Droid (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
9:49 pm	RANT--A D.N.Angel fanfic (read: crackfic) CODES Chapter 1: Random Abject Nonsensical Talking -I shouldn’t be thinking about him like that!- /Why not?/ -Because he’s my enemy. He keeps trying to kill me and Dark.- /So?/ -What part of “trying to kill me and Dark” don’t you under stand?! You’re always so impractical!- /Why not tell him how you feel?/ -He’s a homicidal maniac for crying out loud!- /But you see something in him that you like anyways, so why not?/ -Because I can‘t!- /You’re not making a very solid argument~! I think you want to lose this same argument yet aga~in!/ -I do not! Stupid conscience! Saying stupid stuff all the time!- /I happen to have very good ideas; you just don’t know how to appreciate them. Humph!/ -Jumping Krad and then molesting him is not a good idea! Besides what would Dark and Hiwatari think?- /…/ -Hah! I win!- /No you don’t./ -And why not?- /Because if you were off molesting Krad, Dark would then be able to go off and molest the Commander./ -Dark and Hiwatari?!- /Yep! You’re blushing again! You have such a dirty mind blushing all the time. Are all those blushes caused by dirty thoughts? Really Dai-kins! Such a pervert!/ -I’m not a- what did you just call me and Hiwatari?- /Oopsies!/ -DARK!!!!!!!!- If anybody knows where to find a D.N.Angel fanfic ring here, please tell me. *puppy eyes* Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: O-Zone--De Ce Plang Chitarele (Comment on this)